Bed Bug Bastards!
They've got hiding in even your couch. You won't even know they're there until it's you're covered in bites. These creepy crawlers {are{ tough to get rid of|will keep coming back.
- There are ways to fight back!
- Grab some insecticide.
- {Bed bugs canbe controlled.
These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me
Goddamn Fucking these bloodsuckers are making my life a living hell. I've tried everything! They've scrubbed this place until it shines, bought everybug spray under the sun, andit's just a temporary fix.
- I wake up like crazy with these bites.
- red bumps everywhere, it's unbearable.
- I can'trelax anymore.
I'm about to lose it. Where are the exterminators when you need them?
Shit's Busted, I Have Bed Bugs
Dude, my existence just became rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling nightmare you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This terrible and I don't know what to begin. My apartment is crawling with these little freaks and they're making my life miserable. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm going insane. This is worse than that time I lost my dog. I just want these bugs gone!
Have these Damn Bed Bugs Out of My House
Listen up, people, I've got a huge problem. Those little bed bugs have decided my house is their new hotel. I'm talking about stings everywhere, and the thought of them being everywhere in my furniture gives me the chills.
I've tried just about every trick in the book, but these critters are stubborn. I'm at my breaking point and I need to send them packing once and for all.
This is a total disaster, and I need some help. If you have any suggestions on how to eliminate these bloodsuckers, please, share them with me!
Christ Almighty It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse
It's getting a nightmare out there, folks. Those itchy little critters are taking over. You can't sleep soundly without fear anymore. I've {seen bites on peoplewho look like they got attacked by a swarm website of mosquitos. It's enough to make you want to burn down your house. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'refacing our doom.
The Bitch Ass Bed Bug Problem
Damn bed bugs, they're the worst. They just crawl in outta your nightmares and ruin your whole damn existence. You get covered in bites with these little creatures from hell. And don't even get me started on the annoying itching. It's like they take joy in torturing you.
- You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to get rid of these little creatures.
- The fight's never-ending
- You question your sanity
Seriously, bed bugs are the worst. They're a nightmare. You just want to cry and {give up|crawl into a hole.